It may shock you to learn but the site isn't currently too successful, no doubt due to its smart, upmarket style you've come to love and expect. I could raise the profile with kow-towing to a more populist audience but that's just not something I'm prepared to sacrifice for my very strong integrity here on Punk Rock Pub Quiz. And so without any further ado today's quiz is...
..."WWE Wrestler or Porn Star?"
Y'see, I looked at people celebrating birthdays today and saw that Brock Lesnar was celebrating his special cake day. He's been in the news recently after a special guest return to UFC on load from his regular paymasters at the WWE so he must be a very happy little fellow right now.
...close enough. Now by running this quiz, I don't want to imply that there's anything homoerotic about the sport where sweating men grapple each other until one begs for submission and they collapse spent. Vince McMahon, 70 year old owner of the WWE definitely doesn't want you think any of that commie homo bullshit either. And I mean, is there anything camp or forced about this?
No, exactly. And anyway, who mentioned gay porn? These might be totally straight, lady-pleasing paid sexual encounters. So put your pre-conceptions to one side as you're presented with six sets of photographs - one featured person is a noted pornographic star, the other a WWE wrestler, past or present. Can you work out which is which?
A: The one on the left is Scott Nails, a porn star. The one on the right is Rocky Johnson, otherwise known as The Rock's dad.
A: Jessy Ares is on the left, Titus O'Neil is on the right. Titus definitely has the best porn name (his real name is Thaddeus Michael Bullard Sr.) but its Jessy who is currently appearing in the hit pornographic series "Gay Of Thrones". No, really.
A: Nikki Bella on the left has probably been exposed on live TV due to ill-fitting ring wear but Jessica Jaymes on the right is the porn star. Just labels though, right?
A: Cody Rhodes (son of the American Dream, Dusty Rhodes, sometimes known as Stardust) on the left, Lee Stone on the right. Cody has been buggered by Vince McMahon more times than he'd care to remember but Lee is the now former pornographic star turn.
A: Mark Henry on the left played an over-sexed wrestler called "Sexual Chocolate" in the 90s and early 00s. In one scene he supposedly made love to an octagenarian, getting her pregnant and her eventually giving birth to a giant hand. Amazingly that wasnt the worst storyline he got. Yer man on the right just had sex with men for money.
A: One of the men is noted movie sexer Ron Jeremy, the other fifteen times WWE World Champion John Cena. LOL Cena wins. (theme tune starts loudly)
1...2...3....*ding ding*...and there we go, how did you do? Let me know on Facebook or Twitter! And follow on both if you like this here stuff. No jokes about Joanie "Chyna" Laurer here please who ended up as both and tragically died far too young earlier this year. And the sooner we forget about Hulk Hogan's sex tape the better...