Tuesday, 12 July 2016

QUIZ: Wrestlemoania

It may shock you to learn but the site isn't currently too successful, no doubt due to its smart, upmarket style you've come to love and expect. I could raise the profile with kow-towing to a more populist audience but that's just not something I'm prepared to sacrifice for my very strong integrity here on Punk Rock Pub Quiz. And so without any further ado today's quiz is...

..."WWE Wrestler or Porn Star?"

Y'see, I looked at people celebrating birthdays today and saw that Brock Lesnar was celebrating his special cake day. He's been in the news recently after a special guest return to UFC on load from his regular paymasters at the WWE so he must be a very happy little fellow right now. 

...close enough. Now by running this quiz, I don't want to imply that there's anything homoerotic about the sport where sweating men grapple each other until one begs for submission and they collapse spent. Vince McMahon, 70 year old owner of the WWE definitely doesn't want you think any of that commie homo bullshit either. And I mean, is there anything camp or forced about this? 

No, exactly. And anyway, who mentioned gay porn? These might be totally straight, lady-pleasing paid sexual encounters. So put your pre-conceptions to one side as you're presented with six sets of photographs - one featured person is a noted pornographic star, the other a WWE wrestler, past or present. Can you work out which is which? 

1...2...3....*ding ding*...and there we go, how did you do? Let me know on Facebook or Twitter! And follow on both if you like this here stuff. No jokes about Joanie "Chyna" Laurer here please who ended up as both and tragically died far too young earlier this year. And the sooner we forget about Hulk Hogan's sex tape the better...